Câteva cu Chuck Norris

- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

– There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

- Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

- The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

- As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”